Wednesday, October 1, 2008

So that's what wind is for.

Following is a conversation I had with Lily yesterday after discovering her bottom half naked, pee pee in the toilet, with no sign of toilet paper in the mix.

K-Lily, where are your panties and shorts?

L-On the bathroom floor.

(K walks into bathroom to find them and assess flushing situation)

K-Lily, it looks like you forgot to flush. And I don't see any toilet paper in the toilet...did you wipe?

L-No.

K-Why not?

L-Well...it's a windy day, Mommy.

Let me note that there wasn't a fan or open window in sight.

I'm guessing the non-existent rain cloud washed her hands.

17 comments:

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

Hilarious! She's a clever little one ;)

Rachelle said...

She is so creative =)

Jamie Hindman said...

Oh, come on, she is just trying to conserve paper and water.

Jackie @ Our Moments Our Memories said...

That's why I've been running out of TP so quickly...I should be air-drying half the time! :)

R said...

that's hilarious!

Carolina Mama said...

Well she is quick! That is too much. Hang in there!

Jamie @ Purposeful Pursuit said...

So funny!

Wilson Family said...

What are you teaching her?!! You know that isn't really that sanitary right?!LOL Funny little girl!

No Chub Club said...

That reminds me of that commercial the 80s when that dad catches his kid with a pot stash..."I learned it by watching YOU". So, maybe that is where she gets that! HA!

Jenn said...

I have heard alot of different ones from my kids,but it's a first for the windy day!

Alana said...

The logic of little ones...never ceases to amaze and amuse me!

Amanda said...

crack me up...quite clever of her! i mean really...we've gotta give these little ones credit for originality!

katemcdonald said...

That is cracking me up! You have to love the way kids view the world at large!

jennifer@love,laughter,and lyrics said...

OOOOH! So stinkin' funny! Love it!

Life In Progress said...

When you find the solution to this problem, let me know will you? Because quite often Caroline can't find the time to wipe or flush. It's maddening.

kerrdogs said...

So funny! Priceless!

Ann said...

Too funny!! Thanks for sharing for TTT....

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