From the mouths of Lily and Jade

I have to record a few mistakes in Jade's speech that continually make us chuckle. Soon she will heed our corrections and inevitably we will forget she ever did it.

body
I am sitting on my body.
Ooh. I can see your body.
I better get my panties on so you can't see my body.
body=bottom

cinderella
Mom, why are you bringing your cinderella?
We're going to need a cinderella today!
Where is my Pooh cinderella?
cinderella=umbrella

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Lily got so frustrated with me the other day in the van. She began telling me that she really wanted to watch "Hazel".
Me-Hazel?
Lily-Yes, Hazel!
Me-(completely stumped) Like your hazel eyes?
Lily-No! The girl who has the long hair!
Me-(relieved) Oh...you mean Rapunzel! Okay, well I'll look for that video.
Lily-So mom, do you think it would hurt to have a prince climb up your hair?
Me-Hmm. Not sure that I really want to find out my dear!

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