Friday, August 14, 2009

Voices in my head

Overheard from the backseat all within about ten minutes.

Mixed voices of Lily and Jade.

"i'm hungry. can i have chocolate? i want chocolate too! look! birdies! where? i don't see them. an airplane! where? right there! where? where is it going? the airport? i think its landing. where is the airport? why? how do you know? are we almost there? i want my donuts! i need to go potty. singing twinkle, twinkle, little staaaaarrrr. a water tower! is that our water tower? look at those apartments. i want to live in apartments. why can't we live in apartments? i really need to go potty. a sprinkler! i want to play in the sprinkler. can we play in the sprinkler? sprinklers are fun. let's turn on our sprinkler. why are we stopping? this isn't the donut store. let's go! mommieeeeeeeeeeee."

Mommy- "Yes, I need a grande of the strongest thing you've got...plus two shots...one for each kid".

"now are we going to get donuts? what's that? a horse! i saw i horsey, mama! where? i can't see it. mommy, i can't see the horse. singing i'm going to let it shine, i'm going to let it shine. the donut store!! the donut store!! i want chocolate! i want chocolate too! can i have chocolate?"

Mommy-"We'll have two chocolate covered and a dozen donut holes, please."

S I L E N C E. Smacking. SILENCE. Silence. silence.

"I'm sticky. I'm messy. I want more! I'm done!................"
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I woke up with a splitting headache this morning. There was no coffee to be found. We headed out the door in our PJs to the closet drive-thru donut store with a Starbucks along the way.

It was TOO far.

21 comments:

Rachelle said...

Shew... I'm tired just reading that! Hope your Starbucks kicks in soon....

Kim said...

oh dear. i think you made a good move. sorry you're not feeling well.

Lisa said...

waking up to no coffee is the meanest trick ever.

R said...

a drive-through doughnut store AND a starbucks in the same general vicinty?! oh man...i need to move nearer to you!!

Anonymous said...

Excellent commentary. Those kids need less sugar. A LOT LESS! Love MOM

Aspiemom said...

That's so funny! My son tends to do this and he's a teen. So the other day I got back at him and did this in the car. He laughed and laughed at what it sounds like.

AmyB said...

Love it.

Wilson Family said...

Love this post! Too funny! Love your girls too. Thats funny about the water tower. Both the boys ask about "our" water tower too. But they usually only ask that when it is "our" water tower (the one closest to our house). Funny how they take ownership of EVERYTHING! HOpe you all enjoyed your coffee and donuts! You're lucky you have a drive through starbucks within a reasoable driving distance.. or, maybe Darin is lucky we don't:)
p.s. Thanks for the phone call yesterday! We look forward to seeing you soon.

Jackie @ Our Moments Our Memories said...

Why can't we live in an apartment...??? Haha!

Oh, honey, I so get the parenting with a headache thing. I had the WORST headache for 3 days straight this weekend - it's miserable trying to be a mommy when your head is pounding out of it's skull.

Lora said...

I completely and totally relate to this post:)

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