Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Nothing says "Home Sweet Home" like Vomit

Ah yes.

I'm not sure why, but I had set my hopes high.

Higher than this at least.
Hoping that the vomit beast.

Would stay at bay.
Longer than just a day.

In honesty it was more than a day,
but why not a whole week?

More than a week,
before our new house would reek.

Of vomit.

I guess the toilets, floors, and beds did need
to be christened at some point indeed,
but so soon?

Good thing the thermometers were unpacked.
So many reasons to feel out of whack.

Still managing to find humor and rhyme...
hoping we're all better in no time!

11 comments:

R said...

oh no!!! i'll be praying for y'all.

Rachelle said...

No fun! We are on week two of sickness of some form in the house. I SURRENDER!

AmyB said...

Yuck, Kerry! So sorry and hope the gang is all better soon!

James Brown said...

Kerry, you have a gift for writing. Hope everyone is feeling better soon.

Jennifer said...

Oh Kerry! So sorry! I hate the vomit and I say that with much conviction. It's visited our house once this week and I'm hoping it's gone! That's the last thing I want after having abdominal surgery!

Anonymous said...

Glad you're channeling your frustrations through Blog Rhyme. Even as a teenager, you had a hard time making it to the bathroom when Phantom Puke visited. Hope all is better soon. With fond memories: MOM

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